Height: 5'2"
The skate key to your heart: Flattery will get you everywhere.
Hidden talent: I make an excellent batch of stove top popcorn.
Pet Peeves: Close talkers (unless you are good looking and want to nuzzle me -- grrr), and quiet talkers.
Bad Behavior: I've been to the penalty box a few times.
Music: Gogol Bordello! 
Injuries: Broken fibula, black eye, messed up knee, and a thousand bruises.
Favorite Derby Moment: They're all my favorites, happy or sad, winning nationals to breaking my leg. 
Distinguishing Characteristic: Beauty mark on my left cheek & being confused with Jessika Rabid.
Philosophy: Be afraid of the underdog.
Derby crush: Your mom.

Height: 5'9’’
Outside Interests: Secret ninja training.
Motto: If it smells don't put it in your mouth, whatever it might be......
Good Luck charms: Bruz-Her.
Hidden talent: Knocking a girl flat out with my ass without her even knowing it’s coming.
Weakness: Taking out fresh-meat.
Dream Job: A nurse working in a third world country.
Pet Peeves: Girls who bitch and moan.....Dude go to Home Depot, buy some wood, build a bridge and GET OVER IT!!
Favorite Derby Moment: Skating up front of the pack with Bruz-Her in the last moments of the winning game of nationals!!
Philosophy: If it doesn't bleed don't knock it down.
Injuries: A concussion, a cracked rib and lots of bruises.

Height: 5'3"
Favorite Fan:  Anyone cheering for the Vixens.
Favorite Derby Moment: I'm a rookie so making the team is all I got…so far.
Music: 80's all the Way!
Idol: My mom and Grandma.. and Elliot Yamin.
Derby crush: More like Derby-Crusher!
Known for:  Tough Love.
Day Job:  Bar Manager and bouncer.
Outside Interests:  Anything by the water, and anything with beer.
I can't live without: My dog Lou.
Guilty pleasures:  Massages.

Height: 5' 8"
Movies: "Blades of Glory", any Will Farrell Movie.
Hidden talent: Don't know, it’s hidden from me too.
Day Job: Insurance Account Rep.
Injuries: Stitches from Dirty Britches and a black eye from protecting the goal during Death Ball. I was not about to let Jade Lightning score on me.
Known for: Screaming and yelling through the pain during practice.
Philosophy: If it's not broke, don't fix it.
Favorite Fan: My Best Fan, Kimberly.  She comes to every single game and even wore derby panties over her tights for me.
Favorite Derby Moment: 2007 National Championship game against Rat City, when we won and the entire crowd rushed the track to congratulate us.
Pet Peeves: Stupid people.
Bad Behavior: Violating girls from behind.

Height: 5’8”
Dislikes: Bullies, gossips – I’ll usually split them in two.
Day Job: C.N.A. Nurse, independent contractor.
Dream Job: To have my own music studio and to produce other artists and also produce myself.
I can’t live without: Skates for one. Music, dancing, and singing.
Outside Interests: Skating, hiking, fishing, outside camping with my loved ones, travel sometimes, shooting pool and darts.
The skate key to your heart: Loving and knowing your desire, who you are. Practice hard.
Good Luck charms: I don’t have good luck charms, I have blessings.
Drink of Choice: H20, Powerade, and Coke.
Hidden talent: I play the keyboard a little bit, but only the songs that I write. I’m not going to tell you the rest!
Idol: I idolize no one but myself. I don’t kiss ass, but I love it when people kiss mine!

Height: 5’7”
Good Luck charms: Fire crotch pants.
Outside Interests: Art and salsa dancing.
Hidden talent: It’s a secret.
Day Job: Teaching assistant/Art Education.
Pet Peeves: When someone asks a question and doesn’t wait for the answer.
Injuries: Partially fractured tailbone and dislocated wrists.
Distinguishing Characteristic: I gotta nose alright!
Derby crush: Like me some of dat Coach Death with a side of Dominant Jean.
Favorite drill: Shadowing.
Dislikes: Bigots and self righteous ignorance.

Height: 6’2”
Dislikes: Bad sportsmanship.
Drink of Choice: Free State Brewery Stout.
Pet Peeves: Not being on time.
Philosophy: Without beer things do not seem to go as well.
Derby crush: I crush you all!
Theme song: Dizzy by Tommy Roe & Freddy Weller.
Bad Behavior: Take your pick.
Hidden talent: Sewing
Movies: The Grindhouse movies and Sin City, Ladies and Gentlemen Introducing the Fabulous Stains.
Outside Interests: Kickball and pinball.

Height: 5'4"
Dislikes: Monday's and complaining without doing something about it.
Injuries: Just bruises, nothing to be proud of yet.
Favorite Fan: The Hubs.
Derby crush: Snot Rocket- The fastest person on 8 wheels.
Skate key to your heart: My lab Cassie.
Guilty pleasures: Chocolate and a good book.
Sign: Libra.
Dream Job: Large cat trainer.
Favorite drill: Carpet sprints.
Derby Heroes: The Vixen Vets.

Height: 5’3”
Dislikes: Whiners, laziness, algebra and high humidity.
The skate key to your heart: My 2 Chihuahuas.
Derby Heroes: Any Roller Warrior.
Idol: Glass artist Dale Chihuly.
Philosophy: Anything is possible with drive and determination.
Known for: Living life on the “edge” and taking risks.
Bad Behavior: Who???…Me???
Drink of Choice: Mocha latte or raspberry tea.
Motto: Quitters never win and winners never quit!
I can’t live without: The 3 F’s - family, friends and fans.

Height:  5'3"
I can't live without:  Caffeine, music, and good friends.
Sign:  The bird or one-fingered salute.  I even had to teach it to my mom. Astrologically, I'm a Leo.
Day Job: X-ray tech.
Good Luck charms:  Kneepads, helmet, mouthguard, wristguards...you get my point.
Books:  Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich, and Stuart Woods books.
Hidden talent:  Can touch tongue to nose and do cartwheels (usually not at the same time.)
Weakness:  Asthma.
Pet Peeves:  When I come home to find the dog has thrown another party.  Trash strung all over the place.  Coffee grounds in the carpet.  Meat packets stuck to the wall...ARGHHH!
Favorite Fan:  Ceiling fan in my bedroom.  Seriously, anyone screaming for Icy Fractures!
Drink of Choice: Dr. Pepper, Red Bull.  Did I mention the caffeine?

Height: 5'3"
The skate key to your heart: Spending time with a bunch of smokin' ladies!
Good Luck charms: Superman underwear and Chuck my Ugli Doll.
Good Behavior: Ironing.
Food: Husband's meatloaf, Baked Lays and Snickers.
Idol: Rainbow Brite.
Favorite drill: 5 in 1.
Favorite Derby Moment: Being laid out by Hall Balls during my try-out.
Derby crush: Red Ripper and Connie Magic.
Known for: Holding my breath 'til I get my way.
Day Job: Low Income Housing Accounting Clerk.

Favorite Hangout: Winnwood Skate Center.
Pet Peeves: The off-season, skaters reffing on the track, blockers who whip their jammer into opposing blockers.  Boo!
Dream Job: Going Pro.
Favorite Derby Moment: Fancy-pants frontwards-backwards whipping Maura Buse, and inter-league star passing action.
Favorite Fan: Mommy Clobber, Daddy Clobbs, Clobber Fan #1, Ivana Slobber, the twins and anyone who chants my name.
Motto: Following my heart is my long term goal.
The skate key to your heart: My heart's in a vault.
Guilty pleasures: Booze, more booze, free booze, and coffee.
Dislikes: Bullies and carbs.
Hidden talent: Controlling other women's menstrual cycles.

Height: 5'6"
Pet Peeves: Pokie drivers, and hundreds of birds all bunched up on power lines.
Weakness: Chocolate and a six pack of abs.
Injuries: Skate to the shin and minor bruising.
Philosophy: In general, the urge for solitude is a sign that there is after all spirit in a person and the measure of what spirit there is.
Drink of Choice: Why, are you buying? If so I'll take a Boulevard please.
Outside Interests: Concerts, doing family stuff and hanging out with friends.
Dislikes: Yuppies and canned hams.
I can't live without: My family.
Favorite drill: "S" drill.
The skate key to your heart: A six pack of Boulevard Pale Ale.

Height: 5’8”
Good Luck charms: I don’t believe in luck.
Derby Heroes: KCRW All Stars, Princess America from Carolina.
Day Job: Research scientist.
Favorite Fan: Ma and Pa fringe, Maya, Helena, and Miranda.
Known for: Being way more hot than you.
Derby crush: Eclipse, but don’t tell her, it’s a secret!
I can't live without: Derby, friends and family, Boulevard Brewing Company, and Harry Potter.
Outside Interests: Beer, cookies, knitting, AC/DC, books, your little brother.
Music: AC/DC, the Architects, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lynard Skynard, the Sounds, Rush, the Cars, sometimes Queen.
Weakness: None! I am invincible!

Height: 5’4’’
Guilty pleasures: Watching re-runs of Saved By The Bell.
Bad Behavior: Broke someone's arm in practice once.... oops.
Hidden talent: I can say the alphabet backwards in about 7.6 seconds.
Sign: Aries.
Day Job: Office zombie.
Books: The Road and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and anything by Clive Barker.
Theme song: The Price is Right jingle. Missile Toes.... come on down your the next contestant on The Price is Right!
Pet Peeves: Skaters who cut track or throw elbows.
Favorite Derby Moment: Doing the thriller dance on skates at last year's Brides v Ninjas game.
Favorite Fan: My brother.

Height: 5'8" (It's either skates or heels, baby)
Motto: Don't drink and dream.
I can't live without: Chanel lip shade blood.
Philosophy: Derby God, grant me the serenity to accept my time on the bench; the courage to smash the biggest, fastest blockers I can; and the wisdom to keep my mouth shut when the refs call me out.
Known for: I go hard or go home.
Pet Peeves: Men who don't cook.
Guilty pleasures: Platform stilettos, dancing in the rain and drinks in the sun.
Weakness: Blue-eyed boys.
Sign: Slow traffic keep right.
Good Luck charms: Lucky mojo voodoo kit.
Dream Job: Tiki hut inspector.

Height: 5’5 1/2” of pure whoopass!
The skate key to your heart: Ask Mr. Ripper!
Drink of Choice: Gin and cranberry juice.
Derby Heroes: Patti Wackin. This lady has true heart and is such a badass derby skater!
Weakness: I’ve been known to be a bit hot-headed.
Day Job: I’m going to school to be a personal trainer. You know you want Red Ripper to whip you into shape!
Theme song: The Ripper by Judas Priest.
Pet Peeves: Complainers, people who cruise in the passing lane and people using checks in line at the store – debit cards people!
Injuries: A concussion given to me by Patti Wackin and a knee contusion.
Distinguishing Characteristic: Red hair, freckles, pale skin and a real nice booty.

Height:  How tall am I?  Honey, with hair, skates, and attitude, I’m through this damn roof!
Weakness:  Small, furry animals.  I get so distracted and excited every time I even see a Pomeranian. 
Food:  My grandma’s pierogies (she’s Polish!)
Dream Job:  Las Vegas showgirl.
Favorite Fan:  Hurt Devil was my favorite fan (2007 Derbyfest Destiny “Craziest Female Fan” winner), but now she’s on my team!
Derby crush:  Princess Slay-ya.  She’s got the hottest ass!
Derby Heroes:  The 2007 WFTDA National Champions! 
Dislikes: Children.
Music: I make fantastic mix tapes. 
Guilty pleasures:  I have the October 1978 issue of Playboy, with former “Roller Girl” Honeybee Novak as the Playmate of the Month, and Dolly Parton on the cover. 
The skate key to your heart:  A sense of humor and good taste in music.

Height: 5'8’’
Outside Interests: My horse Dice, singing karaoke, and traveling.
Good Behavior: Are you kidding me?
Favorite Derby Moment: Drafted as one of the Vixens on my birthday!
Philosophy: "Everything happens for a reason." 
Distinguishing Characteristic: My Fred Flinstone feet.
Favorite drill: Chinese fire.
Theme song:  Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls."
Bad Behavior: Daily.
Motto: "If at first you don't succeed, get back up and kick some tail."
Drink of Choice: Ice cold Corona with lime.