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Height: 5'7"
The skate key to your heart: Junior Mints.
I can't live without: Stilettos and black eyeliner.
Motto: "Always remember, being pretty gets you everywhere" -Jinxie Kat.
Derby Heroes: Old Dirty Britches.
Hidden talent: Making a killer pie crust..
Weakness: Anything smothered in chocolate.
Injuries: Fortunately none so far, just some bumps and bruises.
Favorite Derby Moment: Being in Austin when KCRW won the National Tournament.
Favorite Fan: Mr. Club.
Derby crush: Toto Basketcase. |
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Height: 5'4 ½”, though I like to claim 5'5”
Guilty pleasures: About anything mint or chocolate.
Music: As long as I can sing it or dance to it...it makes me happy!
Dislikes: Slow drivers.
Good Luck charms: Smashed penny I've had since I was little that says "Follow Your Dreams"...I use to wear it in my skate when I speed skated as a kid!
Derby Heroes: Princess Slay-Ya, Snot Rocket, Annie Maul and Denise Lightening (North Carolina Roller Girls).
Hidden talent: According to Jessika Rabid, I can sing Rob Zombie better than Rob Zombie!
Idol: Lance Armstrong and Steve Prefontaine
Pet Peeves: Mediocrity.
Favorite Fan: My dad!
Known for: My xceleration....being fast!
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Height: Tiny
Dislikes: Sandals with socks and writing with chalk.
Good Luck charms: My lucky Knockout socks and a good pair of booty shorts.
Derby Heroes: Dirty Britches and Xavia.
Good Behavior: Throwing out winky eyes and butt pinches.
Bad Behavior: Being easy on the eyes.
Theme song: “Requiem for a Hit” by Miss Kittin
Pet Peeves: Getting skate locked.
Injuries: Velcro burns.
Favorite Derby Moment: '07 Dirty Britches refuses the refs.
Philosophy: Dessert 24-7. |
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Height: 5’0’’
Outside Interests: My Girls. I have an 11 and a 13 year old daughter.
I can't live without: My Skates.
Dislikes: Cry babies and bad drivers.
Motto: Skate hard then skate harder.
Good Luck charms: My knee socks.
Hidden talent: I can make balloon animals.
Favorite drill: My favorite drill is sliding or learning how to fall.
Favorite Fan: Myself.
Known for: My mouth.
Derby crush: Jessika Rabid |
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Height: 5'5”
The skate key to your heart: Kindness.
Outside Interests: My son.
Guilty pleasures: Bad music.
Dislikes: Habitual Line-steppers, Mark's, Tricks, You.
Derby Heroes: Strawberry Cutthroat, Rocky Rose & Speed Razor!
Good Behavior: I'm always on my best behavior!
Bad Behavior: No way, no how, not me!
Weakness: I'll never tell.
Day Job: Dog Groomer.
Dream Job: Death Dealer. |
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Height: 5'10"
The skate key to your heart: The other girls. They keep me going.
Outside Interests: Taekwondo, SCUBA Diving, traveling.
Derby Heroes: Derringer (TXRG).
Bad Behavior: Everything.... without getting caught.
Dream Job: SCUBA Dive master in the Caribbean.
Injuries: Head trauma.
Favorite Derby Moment: Winning Nationals in Austin! We're #1!!!!!
Distinguishing Characteristic: One arm... duh!
Philosophy: Roll with it.
Derby crush: The Latin Assassin / Strawberry Cutthroat. |
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Height: 5’ 8” or so
Guilty pleasures: Buying and reading fashion magazines in airports.
Dislikes: The sound of people blowing their noses.
Motto: “Try anything once”. Well, almost.
Good Luck charms: Lucky callous on my right foot.
Derby Heroes: All the KC Roller Warriors! Yes, all of them- Every single one.
Hidden talent: Up up down down left right left right B A start.
Dream Job: Making those animated “thought bubbles” for the show Blind Date.
Favorite drill: Death Ball (is Death Ball a drill?).
Favorite Fan: My sister, Recessive Jean.
Philosophy: Plan for the worst- this way you’re always either pleasantly surprised, or right.
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Height: 5'4"
Outside Interests: My 10 year old baby girl.
Music: I love music! I love to dance! Live bands- I prefer blue grass or rockabilly.
Dislikes: Heavy Metal, it makes me cranky. I'm terrified of heights.
Derby Heroes: I've always admired Dirty Britches and PAC for what they have accomplished in the derby world.
Dream Job: I just wish I were born rich and didn't need to have a dream job.
Favorite drill: Lunges, I know they're painful, but I love 'em!
Injuries: Broken arm, fractured nose.
Favorite Fan: My daughter, Dare Devil, is my biggest fan.
Distinguishing Characteristic: Curly red hair and freckles.
Derby crush: I love all derby girls!! |
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Height: 5’10”
Outside Interests: Music, art, cooking, video games.
Music: Underground and old-school hip hop.
Derby Heroes: ODB!
Day Job: Drink slinger.
Dream Job: Trophy wife.
Theme song: “Mama Said Knock You Out”.
Food: Sushi mmmmmm.
Favorite Derby Moment: Watching the Dearly Departed perform “Thriller” last year.
Favorite Fan: Your mom.
Known for: Hurting my own teammates. |
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Height: 5’4”
The skate key to your heart: My husband, Tim has that. And I might have drop off another key with Anthony Bourdain. Oooh la la.
Motto: Charm will get you everywhere and I can run faster than 80% of all snakes.
Good Luck charms: When you are charming, like myself, who needs a good luck charm?
Good Behavior: I have lasted as a KCRW Co-Director for two years. That should earn me some brownie points on Roller Derby Island.
Weakness: Both knees. I have had both knees reconstructed before the tender age of 24.
Food: Anything vegetarian (going on 21 years now).
Injuries: Torn ACL, PCL & medial meniscus, and one broken heart from missing the entire 2007 season.
Known for: Holding the inside line (I’ve got the golden ticket) and apologizing after each block.
Distinguishing Characteristic: Blonde Hair and titanium metal, robot leg!
Philosophy: Being a knockout and pretty gets you everywhere. |
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Height: 5'5"
The skate key to your heart: Shiny tights and new wheels.
Outside Interests: Art, music, deep sea fishing.
Dislikes: Alligators/crocodiles - thank you Indiana Jones.
Motto: WHY AM I NOT GETTING PAID FOR THIS?!?!?
Good Luck charms: Winks and shimmies.
Derby Heroes: P Slayer, Annie Maul, Xcelerator.
Good Behavior: Does not apply in derby.
Theme song: I wish I could say Europe's "The Final Countdown" but I'm sure Slay-Ya already claimed it.
Favorite drill: Usually involves body checks.
Favorite Derby Moment: The moment "Welcome to the Jungle" plays. |
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Height: 4’11”
Skate Key to your heart: Make me laugh!
Outside Interests: There’s life outside of derby?
Dislikes: Fake chicks, whiskey, the dentist, losing.
Derby Heroes: Missle Toes – for turning me onto the sport.
Sign: Dangerous curves ahead.
Dream Job: To own a tattoo shop and hurt people all day.
Idol: My dad, for raising a little girl when he was just a kid himself.
Favorite drill: Up downs! Kidding – the hitting S-drill.
Favorite Fan: My nieces and nephews think I’m super cool now.
Philosophy: Learn from the mistakes of others, you can not possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. |
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Height: 5’3”
Dislikes: Dirty dishes in the kitchen sink.
Derby Heroes: Xcelerator, Snot Rocket.
Hidden talent: I can touch my nose with my tongue.
Weakness: Chocolate cake.
Dream Job: Staring on Broadway.
Favorite drill: Layouts.
Injuries: A few bruises.
Favorite Derby Moment: Becoming a KC Roller Warrior.
Favorite Fan: Murphy's Mob.
Derby crush: Annie Maul. |
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Height: 5'2"
The skate key to your heart: Old car smell.
Dislikes: Cleaning, dog hair, AC/DC.
Good Luck charms: Luck is for people who can’t handle their business.
Derby Heroes: All Stars!!! Go Champs!!!!
Hidden talent: Can touch my nose with my tongue.
Dream Job: Professional theme park aficionado.
Idol: Joan of Arc.
Favorite drill: S-drills, I like to look behind me.
Favorite Derby Moment: Becoming a Knockout!
Derby crush: Princess Slay-Ya. |
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Height: 5’6”
I can't live without: 8 wheels.
Music: Support your supporters, go KC bands!
Motto: Work together, skate as one. Refuse to lose.
Good Luck charms: Underwear over pants.
Derby Heroes: Sparkle, The Rockets, Quicksilver, Dirty and Princess.
Hidden talent: Throwing pots, drawing.
Weakness: Samson complex.
Dream Job: Getting paid to skate.
Theme song: “Final Countdown”.
Favorite Derby Moment: Winning nationals, taking out 3 blockers at one time. |
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Height: 5’3”
The skate key to your heart: Losh.
I can't live without: Air, dark beer, and chocolate.
Guilty pleasures: Fashion blogs.
Hidden talent: Secret cookie decorator.
Food: Spicy Tuna Rolls, yum!!
Idol: My mom.
Pet Peeves: Hitting from out of bounds.
Favorite Fan: Mr. Rocky Rose.
Philosophy: If you didn’t tinkle a little when you hit her, you didn’t hit her hard enough.
Derby crush: Dominant Jean. |
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The skate key to your heart: I'm heartless.
Guilty pleasures: Taco Bell, chewing Post It Notes, parking in the 'expectant mothers' spot because I'm feeling fat, speeding.
Music: Girl bands that scream.
Motto: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can......
Bad Behavior: Ejected from game for too many penalties.
Food: Grandma’s Mexican food.
Favorite drill: Death ball.
Injuries: Chipped 2 front teeth, broken ankle, concussion.
Favorite Derby Moment: Winning full-contact musical chairs.
Favorite Fan: You! Now scream my name. |
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Height: 4’11”
The skate key to your heart: Marshall.
Music: Support your local music.
Good Luck charms: My tattoos.
Derby Heroes: Dirty Britches.
Good Behavior: Only off the track.
Bad Behavior: Only on the track.
Theme song: “She’s a Knockout” by Social Distortion.
Injuries: Broken nose, broken thumb, concussion, fractured ankle, deep tissue contusion, knee surgery.
Favorite Fan: Knockout Boys and Rollerstalkers.
Philosophy: Don’t Panic. |
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Height: 5’2”
The skate key to your heart: People who are one with their skates.
Outside Interests: Eating, watching TV and playing Nintendo Wii.
Motto: I have a black belt in keepin’ it real.
Derby Heroes: Annie Maul.
Hidden talent: Speaking Spanish and French.
Weakness: Okalahoma Joe’s BBQ.
Idol: My Chihuahua, Brutus Lucius.
Favorite drill: Hitting.
Favorite Fan: Anyone cheering for me.
Derby crush: Dirty Britches. |
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