Height:10 feet on Skates!
Good Luck charms: My hair in braids.
Drink of Choice: Bruz-Herade: Hydrate while you dehydrate.
Derby Heroes: Annie Maul #111
Dream Job: Getting paid to play derby.
Favorite drill: Reverse extreme "S" drill.
Known for: Giggling.
Derby crush: Rita Ploy- have you seen her ass!?!?
Distinguishing Characteristic: Pointing.
Philosophy: Have as much fun as humanly possible.
Weakness: Cute Pivots.

Height: 5'2"
Movies: The Warriors and Who Framed Rodger Rabbit.
The skate key to your heart: R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Motto: When the going gets tough, bite somebody.
Dislikes: No good tripping, back blocking, and track cutting blockers!!
Dream Job: One of those people that get paid to invent names of paint colors and crayons.
Sign: Pisces by day, Sagittarius by night.
Favorite Derby Moment: Winning the 2007 National Championship and making Dirty Britches cry.
Distinguishing Characteristic: Occasionally foams at the mouth.
Derby crush: I plead the 5th.
Weakness: Cute boys with tattoos, big smiles and bigger...hearts.

Height: 5'4"
I can't live without: Liquid eyeliner.
Guilty pleasures: Boy bands of the 90’s.
Motto: "Keep your head and heart in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet."-Anonymous
Day Job: Ice Cream Extraordinaire.
Favorite drill: Random obstacle courses.
Pet Peeves: Leaving mere seconds on the microwave after cooking.
Favorite Derby Moment: Winning the National Championship!
Distinguishing Characteristic: Blonde hair with adorable bangs, ha-ha.
Known for: Being nice and sometimes wearing my helmet under my shirt like I am pregnant.
Derby crush: Shhhh.........

Height: 6'
The skate key to your heart: My son Raven.
Bad Behavior: I drive too fast.
Favorite Derby Moment: The day I found out I was on the team!
Known for: Not bending my legs.
Drink of Choice: Wild Turkey and Coke.
Dislikes: Losing.
Favorite drill: Skating fast.
Outside Interests: Riding bikes and playing video games.
I can't live without: My family and friends.
Guilty pleasures: Chocolate.

Height: 5' 5"
The skate key to your heart: Shiny things, preferably ruby red.
Dislikes: Alarm clocks and onions.
Hidden talent: I am awesome at karaoke in the car.
Dream Job: Can you get paid for coloring in coloring books??
Distinguishing Characteristic: Red hair and freakishly pale skin.
Derby crush: My derby fiancée, Oucho Marx.
Philosophy: Don't talk about it.  Just do it.
Outside Interests: Storm chasing and pop culture.
Guilty pleasures: Bad reality TV shows involving washed-up rock stars/actors & actresses/dancer wannabes.
Books: Wizard of Oz, duh!

Height: 5'5"
Distinguishing Characteristic: German tattoo infused with the power of magical fairies and wizards.
Derby crush: Ami-Geddon - she exudes awesomeness.
Known for: Starring in the film Juno.  Look for me in my upcoming roller derby movie, Whip It!
Favorite drill: "Just start hitting people" - does that count as a drill?
Day Job: Nanny for Baby Conda.
Motto: Das ist der hammer - I'm German for 'awesome.'
Hidden talent: I will destroy you at ping pong.
Dream Job: Rock star.
Theme song: Toss up between "Hammer Horror" - Kate Bush and Beethoven's 9th.
Guilty pleasures: Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich.

Height: 5'9"
Known for: Official Bus Driver of the league.
Injuries: Nothing a little R&R or Icy Hot couldn't fix, yet.
Distinguishing Characteristic: I'm loud, you'll hear me before you see me, that is if I want you to.
Hidden talent: Blocking out the sun.
Good Behavior: I give good hugs, graduated from college and was voted Dorothys' 2007 best teammate.
Motto: "Don't poke the angry bear!"
I can't live without: Cat Pawzz, family, laughter, or adventure.
Bad Behavior: I'm mouthy, but I've got back up. I like to lose control.
Weakness: Getting up on time in the mornings.
Theme song: "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!"

Height: 5’7”
Movies: I usually fall asleep during any movie I watch, so if I ever find one that actually keeps me awake, that would be my favorite.
Sign: Virgo.
Music: Anything I can flail my arms to.
Good Luck charms: I wear the same pair of underwear for every game…yes I wash them in between.
Hidden talent: Remembering license plates. Don’t ever try a ‘hit and run’ when I’m around.
Theme song: Poison – Nothin’ But a Good Time.
Pet Peeves: Hannah Montana.
Favorite Derby Moment: Winning the Championship with the Dorothy’s in 2007.
Favorite Fan: My Dad and Grandma, they drive from Springfield for every game.
Day Job: Logistics Services.

Height: 5’5’’
The skate key to your heart: Marvin.
Outside Interests: I love boxing and hope to compete again if my shoulders ever get back to normal after having both rotator cuffs torn and repaired.
Dislikes: I hate cry babies and people who whine. Get over it!
Derby Heroes: Deadlock Doe.
Weakness: Like I’d ever tell anybody if I even had one.
Dream Job: Personal assistant to Donald Trump.
Favorite drill: Anything involving hitting.
Day Job: Police Officer.
Favorite Derby Moment: Dust Devil 2006 I flew off the track and landed smack dab in Boobarella’s lap. I looked up, said hi, she smiled and said hi then yelled at me to “get up and get back out there!” It was so funny at the time.
Known for: Hard hits.

Height:  5' 3"
I can't live without:  Food and water... at least that's what experts say.
Dislikes:  Liver, macaroni, and pointless movie sequels.
Motto:  Beat others the way you would like to be beaten.
Derby Heroes:  The ladies who started the KC league - without them, I wouldn't be doing this!
Bad Behavior:  I pushed a kid off the see-saw in Kindergarten once.
Hidden talent:  I have the ability to become invisible when no one is looking.
Weakness:  I break things... accidentally.  What can I say - I'm a clumsy girl!
Food:  I'm a sucker for a turkey sandwich.
Injuries:  A 3-week black eye that occurred while practicing by myself!
Favorite Fan:  My hubby - he encouraged me, even when I couldn't stand on skates without falling down!

Height: 5'8’’
Outside Interests: Disc golf and snowboarding.
Dislikes: Rude people.
Good Behavior: Always friendly...for the most part.
Weakness: I tend to be shy sometimes. Is that a weakness?
Bad Behavior: Fighting with other girls.
Hidden talent: Archery and jam skating.
Favorite drill: Anything that involves skating as fast as possible.
Known for: Being a navigator ( I happen to be a human map).
Philosophy: Live life to the fullest.
Pet Peeves: My wheels have to be perfect!

Height: 5'10’’
The skate key to your heart: My baby daughter, Pema.
Motto: You gotta know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em...
Drink of Choice: Pink grapefruit juice, blood. Depends on the day.
Hidden talent: Nose whistling.
Dream Job: Snake charmer.
Pet Peeves: Gossip, passive aggressiveness, squirrels, gossipy passive-aggressive squirrels.
Known for: Inventing the "Nerdy Dirty"- the dance craze yet to sweep the nation.
Favorite Derby Moment: Every time I lace up my skates.
Theme song: Theme from "Jaws"
Derby Heroes: Joan Weston and Anne Calvello, Ivanna S. Pankin of AZRD/Sin City/Tucson, Derringer of TXRG, Bruz-Her

Height:5’5”
Guilty pleasures: BEER AND BURGERS!
Music: The Shins, Beck, Cake.
Dislikes: Dressing up nice.
Hidden talent: I think I’m a really good singer; some people think otherwise.
Philosophy: HAVE FUN!!!
Drink of Choice: Flying Monkey Amber Ale.
Dream Job: Professional Athlete or Rock Star.
Pet Peeves: Whiners.
Favorite drill: Reverse direction sprints and knee slides.

Height: 5’1’’
Injuries: A knee injury.
Derby crush: Connie Magic and Boobarella.
Philosophy: Just eat it!!
Derby Heroes: The founding ladies of KCRW.
I can't live without: Rice and soy sauce. For real.
The skate key to your heart: My cat.
Outside Interests: Art, design and food.
Drink of Choice: H2O.
Weakness: Salt.
Favorite drill: Watermelon drills.

Height: 5'4"
The skate key to your heart: Soft wheels and smooth bearings.
Outside Interests: Foreign languages and literature. Learning in general.
Guilty pleasures: There's almost always some "guilty pleasure" pop song that I hate to love and hesitate to admit.  Ha!
Motto: "I don't give a fiddler's fart."
Hidden talent: I can put a string into my nostril and pull it out my mouth!
Dream Job: Movie subtitles translator.
Pet Peeves: When people expect a smile out of me, as I'm walking into work at 6am for example.
Known for: Scoring points and being snotty about it.
Distinguishing Characteristic: I'm the one with the big target on her head.
Weakness: Danceable 80's tunes and QT taquitos.

Height:5'7"
Outside Interests: Traveling, dodge ball and arts n' crafts time.
I can't live without: My snooze button on my alarm clock.
Motto: Rub some dirt on it.
Dream Job: To be a professional lottery winner!!! Oh the possibilities…
Good Behavior: I can make 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. Impressive huh?
Theme song: Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks – The Rapture
Pet Peeves: People who eat with their mouths open or slurp their drinks. It drives me up the wall and deserves a punch in the face!
Known for: Randomly cursing on the track (earmuffs kids!)
Bad Behavior: I rip tags off of mattresses for fun, steal one sock from each dryer at Laundromats and put ice trays back in the freezer without filling them.
Favorite Fan: My family, friends and husband.

Height: 5’11”
Drink of Choice: A free one.
Good Behavior: Will get you treats… just ask my dog.
Bad Behavior: I once grabbed the hand of a little boy who was trying to steal the candy the claw machine dropped for me. He said “You’re breaking my hand.” I let go. He dropped my candy. He was seven or so, I was in college. Is that bad?
Hidden talent: Making cool stuff out of old junk.
Sign: “No passing zone.”
Favorite drill: My cordless dewalt…not what you meant?
Favorite Derby Moment: First jammer take out in a game.
Philosophy: Skate fast, turn left.
Dream Job: Something that requires traveling the world. 
Favorite Fan: The guy who made our trophy.

Height: 5’2”
Motto: Snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers.
Derby Heroes: Xcelerator and Snot Rocket.
Theme song: Mama Said Knock You Out.
Favorite Fan: My baby girl, Bailey.
Philosophy: To kill or be killed.
Idol: Marilyn Monroe.
Day Job: Realtor.
Movies: The scarier the better.
Outside Interests: Sleep.
Bad Behavior: Cussing and burping.