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Height: 5'2"
Outside Interests: Stealing lunch money, keeping the playground free of other teams.
I can't live without: Giving black eyes to opposing skaters.
Dislikes: You.
Motto: FUN OR DEATH!
Good Luck charms: Lois Payne's ear lobe. I bit it off season 2 and keep it in my pocket.
Food: Knuckle sandwiches and hurtz doughnuts.
Idol: Xavia.
Pet Peeves: Cry babies.
Injuries: Fractured Right hand, Tibial stress syndrome- both shins are stress fractured.
Favorite Fan: Roger Doger. |
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Height: 5’3”
The skate key to your heart: My BFF & husband of 18 years.
Motto: FUN or DEATH !!!!
Derby Heroes: Princess Anna Conda & Dirty Britches for their vision.
Good Behavior: I'm sweet. In fact I was voted the "sweetest roller girl" in 2007.
Bad Behavior: I didn't do it! :)
Pet Peeves: Fake people.
Injuries: 11 Stitches in my chin.
Favorite Derby Moment: When we won our first game everyone circled the track for our victory laps.
Favorite Fan: My 14 year old daughter.
Known for: Getting in my opponent's way. |
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Height: 5’1”
Motto: “Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it.”Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Good Luck charms: I should probably find one. That could explain a lot.
Derby Heroes: Xavia.
Weakness: My kids. (I knew I’d love them. Who knew I’d like them so darn much?)
Idol: I don’t have one. I really respect people to follow their heart, the Pat Tillman’s of the world.
Favorite drill: Layouts and quick starts (from the floor).
Pet Peeves: Whining.
Injuries: I had a rib knocked out last season (Thanks PAC & Bruz-Her), a substantial tailbone bruise and …that’s about all, I guess.
Favorite Derby Moment: The AZRD game last February, the BES’s first …and second win, & the National Championship.
Known for: Skating low. And the Ami-Geddon dance. |
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Height: 5'5"
The skate key to your heart: Celine Dion's giant head on a platter.
Outside Interests: Getting my picture with "World's Largest" objects, awesome music, reading.
Guilty pleasures: Bowls of Xinjiang style Chinese noodles, chocolate, Saved by the Bell reruns.
Music: Loud, hard and fast (just like roller derby).
Good Luck charms: I don't need luck. I make things happen.
Good Behavior: I eat all my veggies!
Bad Behavior: I punched a boy in the first grade and gave him a bloody nose.
Injuries: Cracked tailbone, sprained knee and bone contusion.
Favorite Fans: Mom and Dad Embolism.
Distinguishing Characteristic: Red hair and dark wit. |
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Height: 5'5" without skates
Outside Interests: Embroidery, making people hit themselves.
Motto: Stop hitting yourself, sucka!
Good Luck charms: Super embellished underwear.
Theme song: “Magic” by The Cars.
Favorite drill: Every manifestation of the S-Drill!
Injuries: Mostly I injure other people.
Favorite Derby Moment: When Maiden Hell and I hit each other as hard as we could and both of us fell!
Favorite Fan: MV-Dub.
Known for: Being secretly sassy.
Derby crush: I've got a crush on Boobarella!
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Height: 5 full feet of killer curves
Dislikes: Mama’s boys & cry babies.
Motto: Don’t start none, there won’t be none.
Good Luck charms: You mean besides your boyfriend?
Good Behavior: No, thank you.
Bad Behavior: Yes, please…and make it a double.
Weakness: Strong drinks and unsuitable men (a dangerous cocktail).
Day Job: Molding the youth of America.
Dream Job: Solid Gold Dancer.
Favorite Derby Moment: Hearing my name announced as a Black-Eye Susan!
Known for: Lightning speed and a sharp tongue. |
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Height: 5’4¾”
The skate key to your heart: What heart?
Dislikes: The Red Sox’s.
Motto: Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’ & Red Sox’s suck.
Good Luck charms: No way, I’m not superstitious.
Good Behavior: Destroying anything Red Sox.
Weakness: Hot gray haired men.
Favorite Derby Moment: Stay tuned.
Favorite Fan: The AT&T boys.
Distinguishing Characteristic: Yankee insignia on my back.
Derby crush: Keep rollin, rollin, rollin – Sweet Roll. |
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Height: 5’7”
The skate key to your heart: My Chihuahua—he’s a cute little sucker!
Outside Interests: Traveling and riding on my husband’s motorcycle.
Motto: “Fight Like a Girl”
Good Luck charms: I’m a bad luck kinda gal.
Bad Behavior: Sometimes my elbows have a mind of their own.
Hidden talent: All my talents are obvious!
Favorite drill: Cones, because it’s one time when you’re allowed to weave.
Pet Peeves: Mouth noises.
Favorite Derby Moment: The best is yet to come.
Favorite Fan: The one that lavishes me with the most gifts??? |
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Height: 5'10”
Outside Interests: Traveling, making killer drinks, & hanging with my posse!
Guilty pleasures: Partying, the kind when you wake up & say I'm never gonna do that again
Good luck charms: My 816 Necklace, and also my Lightning Bolt & Skate Necklace Bruz-Her brought back from NC for me!
Derby Heroes: Snot Rocket duh, Denise Lightning, Sparkle Plenty, and all the rest of my KC Roller WARRIORS!
Good behavior: Huh?
Bad behavior: If you can't be good, be good at it!
Favorite drill: Anything with hitting involved!
Pet peeves: Bitches, dirty looks, and a fake shake of hand.
Favorite derby moment: Winning Nationals in Austin, TX!
Favorite fan: My mom & little sis, and my 816 groupies!
Known for: Ass whooping! |
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Height: 5’4”
The skate key to your heart: My kid – the skater tot.
Outside Interests: World crafting domination.
Guilty pleasures: Teen dramas – DeGrassi and Dawson’s Creek.
Books: Biographies and memoirs, because I’m nosy like that
Derby Heroes: Dirty and PAC – without them I’d just be hitting random people on the street.
Hidden talent: Obscure trivia master.
Day Job: Mom.
Dream Job: Mom and world dictator.
Injuries: Broken hand.
Philosophy: Complete commitment to Sparkle Motion.
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Height: 5'7"
Motto: My attitude, your problem.
Derby Heroes: Snot Rocket, not just because she's awesome, but she also has a great personality, and Dirty Britches and Princess (Anna Conda), for starting this league. Thanks!!
Good Behavior: Happens from time to time.
Bad Behavior: Happens more often.
Idol: probably Jinxie Kat or Jade Lightning.
Injuries: Fluid in both knees and a separated AC (where your shoulder and collar bone meet).
Favorite Derby Moment: Winning my first game as a Susan. It was a long, hard road, but we got there.
Favorite Fan: My mom and Don.
Known for: My multiple personalities and some pretty damn good hits.
Derby crush: Just one? |
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Height: 5'0 and mighty!
Outside interests: Live music, cooking, First Fridays, hangin' with friends.
Dislikes: Road ragers!
Drink of choice: Beer, gin, earth juice, and mocha lattes.
Derby Heroes: Jessica Rabid and Snot Rocket. Those girls are insane on skates.
Good Behavior: Always...wink wink.
Bad Behavior: Not yet.
Hidden Talent: I can walk on my hands.
Dream Job: Pro Derby Skater.
Pet peeves: Braggers and ass smackers.
Favorite fan: My boy, Lakin. |
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Height: 5'11"
Outside Interests: Music and old lady arts and crafts.
Guilty pleasures: Dr Pepper and bacon (not like a cocktail, just in general).
Good Luck charms: My Susans!
Drink of Choice: Jameson...oh, I mean water, for the hydration.
Derby Heroes: Boobarella, Maiden Hell, Xavia.
Dream Job: Real housewife of Orange County.
Idol: Tim Gunn.
Injuries: Dislocated ribs...no big deal.
Favorite Fan: Roger Dodger.
Known for: Being not quite as tall as Dizzy Heights. |
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Height: 5'3 and 3/4" :)
The skate key to your heart: Sunny days with no responsibilities or errands to run.
Motto: Life's short, Play N8KD.
Good Luck charms: Health Insurance Card. Thank God for health insurance with this sport.
Drink of Choice: Cabernet - gets the job done quicker than 8 bottles of beer.
Derby Heroes: Snot Rocket, Dirty Britches.
Bad Behavior: Tell me one good reason why I should rat myself out?
Injuries: Torn Peroneal Tendon, Torn Meniscus Cartilage. You know, minor stuff.
Favorite Derby Moment: When Snot Rocket unexpectedly mooned me during one of my first few practices with KCRW in 2005... Somehow I knew I'd fit right in.
Philosophy: Suck it up.
Derby crush: None. Bachelorette for life, Baby. |
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Height: 5’3”
Philosophy: You be you and let me be me.
Outside Interests: Dancing, sleeping, spending time with family and friends.
Dislikes: Ignorance and unfriendly fast food workers.
Derby Heroes: Snot Rocket – she’s a bad mutha…watch yo’ mouf.
Good Behavior: I’m at a loss for words.
Hidden talent: I’m a handy-(wo)man…and I’m smarter than a fifth grader.
Weakness: What’s that?
Idol: My Mother – she’s a bad mutha….watch yo’ mouf.
Pet Peeves: People that talk to me on the phone while they’re eating…..it makes the hair on my arms stand up!
Injuries: Bruised ribs, 2 mild concussions, sprained ankle and knee AND one wicked bone contusion (same leg!!!).
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Height: 5'4ish
Outside Interests: Outside of my family, school, work, skating and my garden; I'm just interested in getting some sleep.
I can't live without: My baby berry.
Dislikes: Whiners, bad tippers, deadbeat parents, poor sports and mustard.
Motto: Black eye or die!
Weakness: Whatness?
Day Job: Mama, student, skater, waitress.
Favorite Derby Moment: When Gaboom gave Xavia her eyes (contacts) in the Rink of Fire.
Favorite Fan: My Uncle Bill; my fav fan and an all around rad dude.
Distinguishing Characteristic: These "ice picks" I call shoulders.
Derby crush: I only have eyes for Delia Death. |
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Height: 5'5" without Skates
The skate key to your heart: A part-time maid and chef would work.
Outside Interests: Going to the drive-in, camping, canoe trips, road trips, any kind of trip.
I can't live without: Derby, good knee pads, and a warm bed when I need it.
Good Luck charms: I don't depend on luck too much.
Drink of Choice: PBRrrrr. Good and cheap.
Bad Behavior: I try to bring it out of my opponents, instead of coming out of me. But I'm bad sometimes. Hello Penalty Box!
Day Job: Sign Maker
Dream Job: Illustrator or Animator, or anything with a private jet will do.
Food: I like banana pancakes and Chinese, but not together.
Derby crush: Annie Maul, she's got skills. |
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Height: 5'9''
Dislikes: Winter, mustard, drama queens.
Motto: Fun of Death!!!
Derby Heroes: Jessica Rabid.
Weakness: Derby girls.
Day Job: Student.
Dream Job: NO JOB!!!
Theme song: “Kiss-kiss” by Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs.
Favorite Derby Moment: 2007 National Championships.
Known for: Talking loudly, sometimes yelling...LOUDLY.
Distinguishing Characteristic: I've been known to knock people down and occasionally throw my helmet...all with love! |
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Height: 5'4"
Music: My Chemical Romance, Bullet for My Valentine.
Dislikes: Mean drunks, artificial grape flavor.
Good Luck charms: Skate girl Barbie from a Happy Meal.
Drink of Choice: Strawberry Cream Slush, Bloody Mary.
Bad Behavior: I'll do my best.
Hidden talent: So hidden I don't even know about it.
Favorite drill: SSSSSSSSSSS-drill.
Pet Peeves: Windshield wipers that skip the spot right in front of your face.
Injuries: Broken arm at try-outs.
Favorite Fan: Paul. |
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Height: 5'2"
The skate key to your heart: My husband.
I can't live without: My computer.
Books: Anything Hemingway, Sedaris, Baxter, etc.
Dislikes: Whiners.
Motto: Macho does not prove mucho.
Drink of Choice: Miller Lite.
Derby Heroes: Abra Cadaver.
Sign: Leo.
Weakness: Puppies and hot guys; they are both like kryptonite.
Distinguishing Characteristic: Little. |
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